Know what those are? Why, they're heart-shaped pimple patches, of course. Because nothing says romance like blemish control!
Okay, so that's not a great gift idea. We're getting closer to Valentine's Day and you are desperate for a great gift that's not the usual flowers, candy, or case of craft beer. Don't worry - I've got you covered!
Got a nerd in your life? Here's the Valentine's bouquet that works for your favorite Han or Leia.
Feel like something handcrafted would be more personal? Make a pickle bouquet! Here's how you do it.
"But bouquets aren't a guy thing," you scoff. Well you can stuff that scoff where the sun don't shine, sister, because Salami Bouquets are a thing. So are JerkyGrams, and whisky and knife-making kits. You can find them here, and they'll ship them to you in a big box of testosterone fumes.
Guys, is your girl more likely to reach for a wine glass than a truffle? How about some wine-infused coffee? Molinari Private Reserve of Napa Valley can help you there.
Want to make your gift the perfect date night? It doesn't have to be dinner and a movie. Why not hunt a serial killer together? They"ll ship you everything you need to figure out whodunit, and if you like it, you can keep a monthly subscription.
If you're looking at a budget date night, how about picking up a heart-shaped tray of Chick-Fil-A, a bottle of wine and some art supplies, and then pull up Bob Ross on Netflix and have your own wine & paint party!
And finally, if you've got the time, the cash, and a wandering, romantic soul, you and your beloved can spend the night in a formerly-abandoned Scottish village. From the article:
"Huddled atop a hill overlooking the fierce Atlantic is a quaint cluster of stone cottages. This once-abandoned village both preserves a piece of the Outer Hebrides’ past and serves as a picturesque place for travelers to spend a night or two."
And so dear readers, I hope I've expanded your gifting options. And until Jason Momoa decides to whisk me away with a tray of Chick-Fil-A, I'll be spending my Valentine's Day wearing his face and blogging for you fine people.