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Monday, February 4, 2019

Here It Is And Just In Time - The Unusual Valentine's Day Gifts Guide!

Know what those are? Why, they're heart-shaped pimple patches, of course. Because nothing says romance like blemish control!

Okay, so that's not a great gift idea. We're getting closer to Valentine's Day and you are desperate for a great gift that's not the usual flowers, candy, or case of craft beer. Don't worry - I've got you covered!

Feel like something handcrafted would be more personal? Make a pickle bouquet! Here's how you do it. 

"But bouquets aren't a guy thing," you scoff. Well you can stuff that scoff where the sun don't shine, sister, because Salami Bouquets are a thing. So are JerkyGrams, and whisky and knife-making kits. You can find them here, and they'll ship them to you in a big box of testosterone fumes.

Guys, is your girl more likely to reach for a wine glass than a truffle? How about some wine-infused coffee? Molinari Private Reserve of Napa Valley can help you there.

If your significant other has a love of the bizarre - and really, really wants to be with you every hour of the day, then look no further. You can buy them a custom ski mask of your face, and they can put you on and peel you off anytime!

Want to make your gift the perfect date night? It doesn't have to be dinner and a movie. Why not hunt a serial killer together? They"ll ship you everything you need to figure out whodunit, and if you like it, you can keep a monthly subscription.

If you're looking at a budget date night, how about picking up a heart-shaped tray of Chick-Fil-A, a bottle of wine and some art supplies, and then pull up Bob Ross on Netflix and have your own wine & paint party!


And finally, if you've got the time, the cash, and a wandering, romantic soul, you and your beloved can spend the night in a formerly-abandoned Scottish village. From the article:
"Huddled atop a hill overlooking the fierce Atlantic is a quaint cluster of stone cottages. This once-abandoned village both preserves a piece of the Outer Hebrides’ past and serves as a picturesque place for travelers to spend a night or two."


And so dear readers, I hope I've expanded your gifting options. And until Jason Momoa decides to whisk me away with a tray of Chick-Fil-A, I'll be spending my Valentine's Day wearing his face and blogging for you fine people.

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