It took you a minute to feel the full horror of that pic, didn't it? Now you probably want to go wash your hand, but there's no time for that - we've got a great big wonderful world of NOPE to explore!
I'm sure you'll want to look your best before our journey - better get a haircut:
Or would you prefer something a little more exotic?
If Scottish flavors don't appeal to you, maybe you should try Italian.
After treating the kiddos with these delicacies, you can head over to the local playground.
And then you can stop and pick up dinner on the way home.
Or just go out.