Life With A Side Of Autism

LIFE WITH A SIDE OF AUTISM

Thursday, April 19, 2018

A Partial List Of The Crap I Can Do One-Handed





Along with having to blog and also write my next book one-handed, I've had to pick up a whole new range of one-handed skill sets. I shower one-handed, fold laundry one-handed (badly, but I do) and a whole bunch of other stuff like:



Putting on socks one-handed. And don't tell me to use one of these things because my brother got me one and they're useless - because they expect you to get the sock on the contraption one-handed first. Its faster to just maneuver it on your foot with a few choice curse words.



Wrapping a towel in a turban after a shower. Yeah, I can do that one-handed, bitches. Fear me.



Shaving my right underarm with my right hand. This is some advanced level stuff.





Pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE with one hand. Thank God for long fingers, or I'd never log onto my computer.




I can roll a burrito one-handed. Please, hold your applause.


I can spread peanutbutter on a slice of bread one-handed. I don't tear it either.



I can open child-proof caps one-handed. Here's how (and it works for holding bread while you spread peanutbutter, too).


I can remove a partially-eaten Tootsie Roll from the fur of a squirming cat with one hand. 
Don't Ask. 






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