I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here today . . .
That's right! Time once again to visit the auspicious chamber that houses the porcelain throne. My travels through the internet have brought me to this place, and I'm taking you down with me as we circle the bowl. Check out these interesting venues!
For when you're expecting company:
If you need just a tiny bit more privacy:
Thanks, but I'll just wait till I get home.
How to make things more competitive at work (Male bathroom edition):
For when you really, really need to see your therapist:
There is NO excuse for not changing the roll this time:
For those who like to live dangerously:
And finally - the best seat in the house!