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It's Friday and I need to write, but luckily for you, there's been some fun in the news for you to peruse! Let's get right to it, shall we?
I may never eat avocado again.
I will definitely not be drinking tea from a hotel kettle, either.
You might want to listen to this rather unbelievable story alone due to its NSFW content. This guy is not lacking in ego - he's even using it as a defense.
And finally . . .I don't think she's got the gist of this.