It's a big news day here in Fridayville, so let's grab the paper, or click on the website, and see what's new and unusual in the media today.
Here's a headline you won't see every day:
This guy has issues.
But his issues are nothing compared to this guy.
Someone being murdered? Nope. Goat.
And finally, mad props to UK weatherman Liam Dutton, for nailing the pronunciation of a particular village in Wales.