That's right. Somebody sent me a d*ck pic today, via my Twitter messages. Friended me a while back but I don't know him or interact with him. Completely unsolicited. He thought I was "cute" and he hoped I enjoyed it. I did not, in particular.
Not that I didn't appreciate someone reaching out to me, but just not with that particular appendage. I prefer to meet those in person, and after a thorough vetting process that doesn't involve Russia or big money donors.
Anyway, here's a slew of random pictures and gifs that you can save and send to anyone who graces you with an unsolicited d*ck pic. Enjoy!
Middle school is over, fellas
For lovers of the classics:
For the pet enthusiasts:
A big thumbs up!
Right to the point:
My personal favorite:
Well, that's all the excitement for today. I now return you to my regularly scheduled hum-drum life.