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Thursday, March 16, 2017

A Few Suggestions For Responding To A D*ck Pic

That's right. Somebody sent me a d*ck pic today, via my Twitter messages. Friended me a while back but I don't know him or interact with him. Completely unsolicited. He thought I was "cute" and he hoped I enjoyed it. I did not, in particular.

Not that I didn't appreciate someone reaching out to me, but just not with that particular appendage. I prefer to meet those in person, and after a thorough vetting process that doesn't involve Russia or big money donors.

Anyway, here's a slew of random pictures and gifs that you can save and send to anyone who graces you with an unsolicited d*ck pic. Enjoy!

Middle school is over, fellas

Squishy Squishy!

For lovers of the classics:


For the pet enthusiasts:

A big thumbs up!

 Right to the point:

My personal favorite:

Well, that's all the excitement for today. I now return you to my regularly scheduled hum-drum life.

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