Fun On A Friday - Time For Another Edition Of "Today In The News!"

Ahhhh, Friday. So nice to be here.

And as always, it's time to laugh our way into the weekend. Today's theme - News! Get a load of these prime pieces:

Truly, the dregs of mankind here:

Rarely?

This paper is not afraid to ask the truly difficult questions:

You don't say...

Soon to be a major motion picture (well, it is a helluva story...):

 

Imagine how good this looks on a resume!

And on that note (and with that mental picture) we'll ride off into the weekend. 

Have a great one, everybody!