Ahhhh, Friday. So nice to be here.
And as always, it's time to laugh our way into the weekend. Today's theme - News! Get a load of these prime pieces:
Truly, the dregs of mankind here:
This paper is not afraid to ask the truly difficult questions:
You don't say...
Soon to be a major motion picture (well, it is a helluva story...):
Imagine how good this looks on a resume!
And on that note (and with that mental picture) we'll ride off into the weekend.