Mom, are you still going to write a book?
Yes, David, I write books. I'm working on a new one.
Is it about me?
No. But I've already written a book about you, remember?
Was I a hero? Or a villain?
A hero. Definitely a hero.
Was I super?
Like, did you have super powers?
Sort of. You're just really good at being you.
I think I want to be invisible.
So I could fart more.