Life With A Side Of Autism

LIFE WITH A SIDE OF AUTISM

Monday, August 10, 2015

Here's A List Of Stuff You Will Never, EVER See Me Eat


It's a true fact that you will never, ever see me eat anything with the word "brains" in it - no matter how much I love watching Andrew Zimmern do it on TV.

You will also never see me eat: liver (any animal), fat (cut it off all my meat), skin (same - even breaded and fried), persimmons (hate 'em), most stuff with curry or rosemary in it (too overwhelming), and virtually all seafood. I have a handful of seafood-ish things I'll eat but they're generally battered, fried and swimming in malt vinegar or cocktail sauce with horseradish. I don't do sushi with fish in it. Bleh.

Those are my personal preferences, of course, and your mileage may vary. However, I think we can all be in agreement about some of the following things: 


We'll start with an oldy but a serious goldy. The commentary on these is one of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet. These are the 1974 Weight Watchers Recipe cards, courtesy of candyboots.com:


That color! Like jellied human flesh! Ick!




You'll also never find me eating a whole chicken in a can. 


(Try to supress the full-body shudder on that one...)


And this one? Oh, just hell no.



And speaking of nasty stuff in a can, let's give it up for the people who attempted the Cheeseburger in a can challenge:




And after that bit of unpleasantness, I'll leave you with The Gallery of Regrettable Food. You're sure to spend several gag-inducing hours there, among tasty dishes like these:



Don't ask. Just...don't ask.


Happy Monday, everyone. Now is a great time to start that diet, doncha think??


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