Come on, people. Really.
Looks like a trap to me...
I had to read this twice:
I'll be sure and try it next time...
You can print these up and leave them where you will:
Well, then. That's that.
I'd buy a slice just because of this sign:
And finally...I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the content or the quotation marks:
That's it from me, folks. Have a great weekend!!