One of my favorite pastimes is surfing Reddit (and if you're not checking out Reddit, you should. If you're already a Redditor, you're checking Reddit on an hourly basis).
Last week they had an awesome thread. Started by user Mechastewart, the topic posed was this:
Add "ing" to any movie title. What's the movie about now?
Good God, these were hilarious! Here are a few of my favorites:
World War Zing - Epic battle of spices and condiments. Which one will reign supreme?
Jurassic Parking - Now about teaching dinosaurs how to drive.
Thoring - Ith about a thuper hero who thors through the thky.
The Fasting And The Furious - Now it's about angry, hungry, religious folk.
Ironing Man - About a stay at home dad.
Lord of the Ringing - The master of prank phone calls.
Das Booting - A story about a German man starting up his computer.
Zombielanding- it's about a bunch of skydiver zombies.
Staring Wars - Don't. Ever. Blink.
Petting Sematary - Like a petting zoo but... yeah. (Yech!)
Gone With The Winding - A reluctant engineer accepts a digital wristwatch.
Girl, Interrupting - Teenage girl constantly interrupts everyone when they are talking.
And my personal favorite:
The Greying - Liam Neeson stops coloring his hair and accepts his gradual aging.
- I'm just sitting here picturing Liam sorting through AARP mailings while quietly shaking his head.
- "I used to have a specific set of skills..."
- "I swear I just set them down on the table 5 minutes ago..or was that my keys? Where are my glasses?"
- I'm imagining Liam Neeson doing that as he is now, with a rough and angry "Where are my glasses!"
There were dozens of great entries. Check out the whole thread here. You'll be laughing like a hyena, I promise you.
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