Life With A Side Of Autism

LIFE WITH A SIDE OF AUTISM

Monday, February 23, 2015

The Oscars Are Over, But I Still Have Some Movies For You



One of my favorite pastimes is surfing Reddit (and if you're not checking out Reddit, you should. If you're already a Redditor, you're checking Reddit on an hourly basis). 

Last week they had an awesome thread. Started by user Mechastewart, the topic posed was this:

Add "ing" to any movie title. What's the movie about now?

Good God, these were hilarious! Here are a few of my favorites:


World War ZingEpic battle of spices and condiments. Which one will reign supreme?

Jurassic ParkingNow about teaching dinosaurs how to drive.

Thoring - Ith about a thuper hero who thors through the thky.

The Fasting And The FuriousNow it's about angry, hungry, religious folk.

Ironing Man - About a stay at home dad.

Lord of the Ringing - The master of prank phone calls.

Das Booting - A story about a German man starting up his computer.

Zombielanding- it's about a bunch of skydiver zombies.

Staring Wars - Don't. Ever. Blink.

Petting Sematary - Like a petting zoo but... yeah. (Yech!)

Gone With The Winding - A reluctant engineer accepts a digital wristwatch.

Girl, Interrupting - Teenage girl constantly interrupts everyone when they are talking.

And my personal favorite:

The Greying - Liam Neeson stops coloring his hair and accepts his gradual aging.
Comments:
  • I'm just sitting here picturing Liam sorting through AARP mailings while quietly shaking his head.
  • "I used to have a specific set of skills..."
  • "I swear I just set them down on the table 5 minutes ago..or was that my keys? Where are my glasses?"
    • I'm imagining Liam Neeson doing that as he is now, with a rough and angry "Where are my glasses!"

There were dozens of great entries. Check out the whole thread here. You'll be laughing like a hyena, I promise you.


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