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Friday, February 27, 2015

Fun On A Friday - Today's Topic: "And That's Why I'm Still Single"

I went out for happy hour with some friends on Wednesday (control your shock, please. I actually went out) and the craziest thing happened.

I walked into the bar, and a few guys sitting at a table turned and looked at me, and two of the guys kept on looking. I mean, didn't turn back around and watched me walk on by.

I wasn't sure if I should be flattered and play with my hair while tugging the neckline down on my shirt or terrified because they might be serial killers looking to make me part of their next human skin suit. I had no idea how to react. Seriously.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I'm still single. Among other things. Things like these:

This guy:
Probably not a serial killer. I hope.
And this one:

They do say you have to sell yourself...
Or this guy, with his serious ambitions...

I always wanted to date an airplane.

And the messages...don't forget the messages....


And how about this study in how low online men will go. (Warning: this one gets graphic and seriously NSFW language toward the end)

It's a jungle out there. I'll just stay in my hut, thanks. You guys have a great weekend!

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