They probably waited their entire career to write this headline:
Whoa! Stand down! Stand down!
Oh, thank God:
Not the best placement for those two headlines:
I'd like to have seen this one:
But not as much as I would have liked to have seen this:
I once consumed 3/4 of a peach cobbler, and felt much the same way:
I hope some of those eased your acclimation into Monday!