|Nope. Not saying it.|
Next, be sure you have a large amount of delicious appetizers. Hillshire Farms suggests this holiday weenie tree!
|You can find the "recipe" on their website. Or Pinterest.|
If you get really adventurous, you can try one of these vintage Weight Watchers Recipe Cards:
You can find the whole recipe pack here (and the commentary is hysterical!)
After dinner, everyone can kick back and watch you play the carrot clarinet (get your minds out of the gutter, people) like a boss:
And don't forget to finish the evening with a toast to the friends and family who put up with your nonsense. Try this:
3 oz peach schnapps
3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
12 oz orange juice
4 oz Sprite® soda
3 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
I'm going to make a "trial"
bucketful batch of these this weekend. Hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season!