Anna: Look! That guy had his arm out the window! What if I had reached out and yanked it when we drove by!
Mom: That would have been cool!
Anna: I could have ripped his arm right off!!
Anna: And then I'd put it in a jar to preserve it!
Mom: Yuck, Anna.
Anna: In jelly. I think strawberry jelly is probably best.
Mom: Yeah, it probably is. It would smell best, anyway.
Anna: And then someday I'd show it to my prom date.
Mom: Well...that would be...uh...memorable.
Anna: And when I get married, I'll wait till my husband's asleep and I'll put it on his face so he wakes up and he'll be like WHOA THERE'S A HAND ON MY FACE AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE STRAWBERRY JELLY and I'll hide and he will always wonder how that happened.