It's Friday, and I most firmly have an attitude of complete and utter reckless disregard for anything at the moment. So, daredevil that I am, I'm going to sit here in Panera Bread and type up the list of people who I would admit into my celebrity harem.
A harem, you understand, isn't about living happily ever after with someone. This is pure, selfish, short-term gratification only (Heh. When I first typed that word, I mis-typed it as 'gratifucation'. Freud would have a field day with me).
And for the sake of this exercise, we will assume they're all single even though most of them are not. It's a fantasy, people. If I think of them as married men, then they're firmly off limits and that won't do when I need my pure, selfish, short-term gratification fantasies hypothetically fulfilled.
So here's the top 25 list (I had to cut it off somewhere), in no particular order:
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Hemsworth, Either (though I feel a little dirtier choosing the younger one)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
I could go on several more pages, I'm sure. This is by no means a comprehensive list. These guys (or at least, their public personas) just do it for me, hypothetically speaking. Next Friday, my list of unconventional LadyBoners.
I know you're dying for that one. In the meantime, who's on your fantasy harem list? I think it might be fun to start a fantasy harem league, the way that people have Fantasy Football leagues. We could trade harem attendants and stuff. Or whatever it is you do in Fantasy Football, because I have no idea. I don't even watch real football.
Lay it on me - who's in your celebrity harem?