Life With A Side Of Autism

LIFE WITH A SIDE OF AUTISM

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Six Reasons Why I'd Take Flynn Rider Over Kristoff from Frozen ANYTIME

I loved Frozen. I really, really did. Great songs, great story, wonderful humor...but when all is said and done, there's only one Disney Dude for me. So allow me to present just a few of the reasons why Kristoff is sweet, but my heart belongs to Flynn Rider:



1. Aesthetics

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Great hair
Better nose than
depicted in print

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Picks nose
Doesn't smell better
than a reindeer



2. Ambition

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Wants a Castle
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Wants a sleigh 
with a cupholder



3. Transportation

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Rides his mighty stallion
like a boss
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Rides a cute, but 
dopey reindeer



4. Entertainment

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Takes you dancing 
at a street fair
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Takes you up a mountain
in the bitter cold with
wolves attacking you


5. Facial Expression


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Still looks hot 
even when he's mad
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Looks like he took a 
double dose of Nyquil



6. Romance

Sings to you on a romantic boatride he arranged
 just so you could have the best possible view of 
the sight you've waited your entire life to see

Sings to his reindeer




And Finally...The Smoulder




Now really, who could compete with that? 
He had me at the smoulder.










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