There are 1600 calories in a pint of hippo milk.
Right now, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is filming "Hercules" and has to bulk up appropriately, eating something like 6,000 calories a day. He could avoid all those huge, filling meals simply by chugging a half gallon of hippo milk every day.
Because if anyone could successfully milk a hippo, it would be The Rock, amiright?
Just a thought.
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