These are mannequins.
Scary, scary mannequins.
They are at Nordstroms, and they quite possibly come alive at night and feast on the flesh of the living. Either that, or someone at Nordstroms is a huge Phineas and Ferb fan. I hope it's the latter.
I'm all for edgy. Edgy is cool. Edgy is trendy in a hipster sort of way.
This is too edgy. Too razor-sharp edgy.
Too "don't blink or they'll come alive and kill you" edgy.
Will I even notice, much less remember what they're wearing, when I'm staring at my potential impalement and possible dismemberment by the walking plastic headless dead?
Nordstroms, you scary.