David: Mom, I want to go to eat at Chinese.
Me: Chinese food? At the Chinese restaurant by Wal-Mart?
Me: But you don't like Chinese food. What would you eat?
David: I would eat chinese. Like Mulan.
Me: Mulan eats chicken. And vegetables.
David: And pizza.
Me: No, Mulan doesn't eat pizza. They didn't have pizza then.
David: We will buy her some pizza and she can share.
Me: Oh, so Mulan is coming with us now?
David: No. [exaggerated head shake] Mulan is a cartoooon.
Silly Mommy. Whatever are you talking about?
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